Mitch Hedberg, Comedian
A couple weeks ago I came across a page of jokes and quotes from Mitch Hedberg. I remember Strunk talking about how funny this guy was, but I don’t think I ever really saw or heard enough of his comedy to appreciate it. Sadly, Mitch died earlier this year at 39 years old. Here are a few lines from the genius:
- “I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kebobs.”
- “I tried to walk into Target, but I missed. Damn.”
- “I would imagine if you understood Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.”
- “When someone hands you a flier, it’s like they’re saying, ‘Here, you throw this away.’”
- “Once I saw this wino who was eating grapes, and I said, ‘Dude, you have to wait.’”
Strunk says that the Mitch Hedberg DVD is hilarious, so I may have to pick that up as well.