New Years Fatsolution
I’ve never made a “New Year’s Resolution” before, mainly because I think they are pointless. How many people actually remember their resolution on February 1? Well, this year I am finally going to make an effort to change something. I am going to try to gain some weight this year.
Most people think that sounds rediculous, but it isn’t. I hate eating. It is a chore to me, and that is reflected in my near-anorexic appearance. If the food is excellent, I usually have no problem eating it, but when it comes to average, every-day meals I just have no desire to finish. In fact, I normally feel sick to my stomache after a few bites, and then I don’t want to eat any more. This sometimes leads to headaches, and physical weakness, and then I don’t want to do much of anything, which really sucks.
So this year my goal is to put on a few pounds. Bring on the fat!
You’re already aware of this, but what the heck: http://www.supersizeme.com/ So just supersize EVERYTHING.
Comment by Andrew — January 2, 2006 @ 10:46 amPick one of these to burn it off once you’ve accumulated too much: $1100 $2600 $3600
I’ll eat with you anytime!…..as long as it’s not a bbq or steakhouse……..:)
Comment by Lola — January 3, 2006 @ 10:01 pm