Jack Handy’s Speech to the Martians
This evening on the way to dinner at Blue Star I was listening to NPR and there was a piece on about violence in entertainment. I wasn’t paying much attention as I was too busy yelling at the idiot drivers surrounding me 281. But as I turned onto Durango and calmed down a little bit they aired a speech by Jack Handy titled “My Speech to the Martians.” Most people know Jack Handy from his “Deep Thoughts” segments on Saturday Night Live, but his Martian speech is definitely one of his best works. You can listen to it here: “My Speech to the Martians – Jack Handy.”