Ants on the Melon
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I bought this shirt of Stewie because I liked what was written on it: “I’m a dirty, foul, little boy.” Although I bought it about 2 years ago, I’ve rarely worn it since and on Friday I rediscovered it in a box of t-shirts. Well, this morning I decided to wear it again out to brunch since it was a nice, sunny day.

As the waitor was taking our plates, he dropped a spoon covered in raspberry sauce right on my shirt. I was a little annoyed until I realized the irony of the situation: that I was now a dirty little boy. (Well, kinda)

The raspberry sauce went much better with the beignets than it did with my shirt. I should have told the waitor “no raspberry sauce on my shirt,” like Stewie would:

No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! – Stewie